All About Me

As I saw him coming I knew he was the right one for the job. He was as big as a gorilla, strong as an bear, and as helpful as an old lady with nothing better to do in her own time. He came down the hall combing his blonde hair with a small black comb. As he stepped in the room, he removed his black glasses to reveal eyes as blue as the sky. You could tell he was into death by the clothes he worn. Every time I saw him, he was wearing a grim reaper shirt. He wasn't only just this though, no sir-re-bob, he also had a heart of gold. He'd give you the shirt off his back if you needed it. So there was no doubt in my mind, that John Southard was the right man for the job.